Some corny laughs ...

... I found these in a book that I'm reading. Warning, they are corny. But here goes.
1st joke~~
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But the lightbulb has to want to change.

2nd joke~~
These guys rob a bank wearing gorilla masks. As they're gettting away, a customer pulls off one of the men's masks to see what he looks like. The bank robber says, 'Now that you've seen me, you have to die,' and he shoots the man dead. The robber looks around the room. Everyone is looking away or covering their eyes. 'Did anyone else see my face?' he asks. An Irishman in the corner slowly raises his hand. 'You saw my face?' the bank robber asked. 'No, but I think my wife might have got a wee peek.'" (I kind of wonder about Irishmen!) Hey, remember these are just for funny and come right out of Richard Paul Evans book, Miles to go.

3rd joke~~
A duck walks into a drug store and asks for a tube of Chapstick. The cashier says to the duck,
'That'll be $1.49'. The duck replies, 'Put it on my bill.' hehehehehehehehe!

4th joke~~
Two muffins are in an oven and one says to the other, 'Sure is hot in here.' The other shouts,
'Holy cow, a talking muffin!'

I LOVE a good joke! But I'm terrible at telling them since I can NEVER remember the punch line. Oh well!
Have some laughs today it's good for you!